Things my wife says

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So yesterday while putting together yet another pair of endtables with my wife Renee, I asked her if she had seen my legs (she had the box with all the parts in it). She turned to me and says in a deep throaty pirate voice

Aye, shapely enough to make any man quiver!

Renee Raiteri